Duct Tape Dave

Duct Tape Dave

Duct_Tape_Dave is an odd cantankerous fellow who enjoys dressing up in clown makeup and fisting people like Jim Henson fists a Muppet(TM). For the past 13 years Dave has made DFW his kinky theme park and has during that time presented on a number of topics only some of which involving non-FDA approved uses for bacon, rubber chickens and scale models of the Eiffel Tower. As a sadomasochist Dave is familiar with both ends of the cattle prod, takes tremendous delight in tight rope walking on other people’s edges and believes in facilitating 3 C experiences (cursing, crying and cumming) and loves garlic toast.

You’re not my Mummy

Teak

Ever dream of being a middle management Egyptian embalmer? Wanted to wrap up your loved one in layers of vet wrap and duct tape and then doing things to parts of their body that will make them feel like they’re being prepared for the afterlife? Then come on down to crazy DTD’s mummification emporium. In […]

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Lions and Tigers and Cattle Prods, Oh My!

Teak

In for a shocking good time with 80% more electricity based puns? Then watt are you waiting for. Get a jolt of information about the ins and outs of high voltage low amperage play using every ranchers favorite cattle motivator the shock prod. In this course we’ll introduce you to current information about the relative […]

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